we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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