but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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