you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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