You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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