that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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