Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They took my balls.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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