I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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