Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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