i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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