That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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