Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize