All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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