To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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