Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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