Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
