I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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