I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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