She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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