Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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