he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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