The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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