my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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