when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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