Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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