K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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