Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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