I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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