You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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