she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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