I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Drunk is a universal language darling
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