Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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