Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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