you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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