I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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