where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
