God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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