How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
