my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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