I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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