she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I need water and some morals
Randomize
