no, he came in my armpit
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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