Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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