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At least make sure they are 18
Why
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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