I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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