This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
