My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
