forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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