The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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