i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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