One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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