How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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